"Being alone is better than sitting next to a lover and feeling lonely."
- Richard Linklater (via larmoyante)

(via shittyteenblog)

"I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn’t miss you."
- Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via larmoyante)

(via shittyteenblog)

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

(via giggle)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via asvprock)

dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

(via seanp0donnell)

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

(Source: sigurrossgeller, via gnarly)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via givingblowjobs)

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

(via ugly)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(Source: shoegazedad, via ugly)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via ugly)

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Source: batmanglijs, via giggle)

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

image

(Source: britanymurphy, via giggle)