clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via hotboyproblems)

"All I do when we’re apart is think about you, and all I do when we’re together is panic. Because every second feels so important. And because I’m so out of control, I can’t help myself. I’m not even mine anymore, I’m yours, and what if you decide that you don’t want me? How could you want me like I want you?"
- Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park (via improficient)

nayx:

are you okay?  can you see?  ok, how many fingers am i shoving up ur ass

(via gnarly)

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

(Source: meladoodle, via seanp0donnell)